I don't own Ranma 1/2....
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Previously on Unnecessary Ranma....
The world would be better off, without Ranma Saotome.
"Despite all the pain I brought you, and myself, I will live for our child Ranma."
Harsh sunlight burst into the room, like some perverted invader, casting its hot glow upon the exposed flesh of Ranko.
Ranko tensed suddenly, feeling the warm breath on the back of her neck, too late, she realized that her mother had her in a hold that she could never dream of escaping.
Her heartbeat slowed, until she could hear the soft quiet speech of her father. He stood before her in a vast field of white.
His hair was wild and long, whipping in some unseen wind, black as night, and shiny, with some other-worldly glow. His eyes were a cerulean blue, like a clear sky, and his handsome face was the same as it had been all those sixteen years ago.
Ranma sighed, "Ryoga, I don't have much time. I have to move on, I don't have a choice. I came to ask you to protect my family. I need to make sure that Ranko is protected. This hitchhiker will need someone with an energy similar to mine to be able to fully manifest in this world. He will be draining Ranko somehow."
The homeless man stared at her, his eyes angry, and said, "I have a message from your father. You weren't meant to exist. I'm here to kill you."
His tiger striped bandana and dark hair seemed to glow in the dark, and in his mouth, were a pair of horrible fangs. His eyes glowed a horrible red, and he was barely contained in his clothes, that fit him like a tight glove.
Several punches connected with the man, the excess energy oozing from Akane searing his flesh. The man grimaced through the pain of one attack, and suddenly had his hand on Akane's throat, squeezing the life out of her. She tried to break his grip, but he kept at it. She grabbed the man's throat, squeezing as hard as she could. Just before she was going to lose consciousness the man gasped, and turned to ashen dust.
Looking around, Akane saw Tofu helping Ranko into the house. Satisfied that her daughter was safe, Akane looked to where the man had been standing, "Was that you Ryoga? What happened to you?"
Ranko sat outside the school counselor's office. When she was called in, she sat in silence for a full five minutes, before looking at the counselor and whispering, with tears in her eyes, "I think I have a problem."
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Avoiding the light as best he could, Ryoga sat on a tree branch outside Ranko's room. She was studying, unlike her father, and seemed to be doing well at it. At one point she left the room, and went downstairs for dinner. Ryoga took the opportunity to quietly create a hole in the tree to stash his clothes. Nude, except for his black and yellow bandanna, Ryoga jumped to the house, and entered through the window. Once inside, he used a small cup of water that Ranko kept on her desk, to turn himself into a small black piglet.
"I'll protect her Ranma," Ryoga bwee'd in his piggy form.
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Darkness descended upon Nerima like a stalking evil child molester at a kindergarten. Tofu took off his glasses and wiped them clean. He sighed before repeating himself, "From the fact that he turned to dust, and that small piece of wood we found with his ashes, implies that he was a vampire."
Akane stared at Tofu, her face perplexed like a Tefererian Puzzle, "But, I mean, did he want to date Ranko? Or get engaged to her?"
Tofu sighed, "No, from what she said, he wanted to kill her."
Akane nodded, as if seeming to grasp something, "So do you think that Ranko did something to him? Or maybe she said hi to him, and confused him into thinking he loved her?"
Tofu smiled, "No Akane, I think he was sent there to kill her, or to torture her, saying that he was sent there by her father."
Akane sat up quickly, "But that can't be, Ranma's dead. Fifteen years dead!"
"I know, but until we figure out why she was attacked by a vampire, we'll just have to keep her prepared. I found a book that explains how to fight vampires. Pretty standard really, wood through the heart, like an arrow or a wooden stake. Chopping off their head or setting them on fire. They are unnaturally strong and fast," Tofu finished, handing the book to Akane, "Make sure that you and Ranko read through this."
"Thanks Tofu, I appreciate it," Akane bowed and took the book upstairs to give to Ranko.
Akane knocked on Ranko's door, and opened it, walking in, "Hey Ranko, Tofu found a book about the guy who attacked....."
Speechless Akane stared at Ranko laying naked on her bed, a small black piglet between her legs. Ranko moaned as the piglets snout rubbed against her clit in small undulating circles. Ranko stared at her mother, unable to stop the orgasms that echoed through her, "Umm.. ah... its not what it looks like."
Akane smiled, "I used to have a pet piggy too, I called him P-chan. Where did this little guy come from?"
Ranko smiled, pulling the eager piggy up to her face and turning him towards her mother, "He was in here when I came up from dinner. I think he got lost, he was hiding in the closet."
The black piglet froze, staring at Akane, fear crossing his little piggy features. Akane smiled at him, "If it wasn't for the fact that he's still a piglet, I would swear he was my P-chan."
"Maybe that's what I'll call him, P-chan," Ranko smiled, turning the piggy back towards her, and hugging him to her naked breasts.
Akane walked over to Ranko's desk and set the book down, "Ranko, Tofu wanted you to read this book, it talks about the creature that attacked you last night."
"Thanks Mom," Ranko replied, bouncing a bit on her bed, "Umm, do you think you could leave now?"
"Oh!" Akane suddenly realized what her daughter had intended to do, "Yes, of course, you're naked, committing bestiality with a pig that looks like an old pet of mine. Perfectly normal," Akane then spoke more quietly as she left the room, closing the door behind her, "especially in this town."
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Ranko smiled as she woke up to the gorgeous rays of sunshine. She kissed her new pet, P-chan on his snout, before making her way to the volume that Dr. Ono had asked her to read, "Vlad, interrupted," she laughed a bit as she read the title.
Skimming through the descriptions and characteristics of a vampire, Ranko nodded to herself, realizing that everything in the book perfectly described what had attacked her the other night. Sighing at the weirdness that kept entering her life she slipped on a long shirt she used as a pajama top and picked up her new pet.
Ranko quietly made her way to the bath, and disrobed once there. She sniffed P-chan, and her nose crinkled, "I knew it, you smell like pussy. Time to get you cleaned up sleepy head."
Ranko set P-chan a ways away from the water, while she cleaned herself up. Once she was done, she gently cleaned him, trying not to wake up the tired piglet, "You're not even budging, I guess I overworked you last night... hmm, maybe I'll give you a reward."
As Ranko rinsed off P-chan, he began to wake up. It wasn't until she got into the warm bath with him that he realized what was happening. In a second that felt like an eternity, P-chan transformed into Ryoga, and he sat on Ranko's lap in the bath, as naked as her.
Ranko, stared, not fully understanding what had happened. She stared at Ryoga's face, trying to figure out who the young man on her lap was. He smiled at her, nervously, and she saw the small pronounced canines in his mouth, looking like a pair of fangs. Her breathing became rapid, as she realized the bandanna he wore matched what the vampire the other night had been wearing.
Ryoga got up, trying to explain to her what happened. It wasn't until Ranko saw his erect penis, so close to her face that she reacted. First a punch to the low hanging testicles that were at eye level with her. She then grabbed one of his legs and stood up with it, unbalancing him, and making him fall into the bath. She took that chance to run out of the room, screaming for help.
Ranko bumped into her mother just outside of the bathroom, "Mom! A vampire, just like the other one, he attacked me in the bathroom!"
Akane stepped past Ranko and into the bathroom, ready to fight. Water from the bath was spilled all over the floor, and the window was open. Akane relaxed and turned to Ranko, "He must have escaped."
Ranko nodded.
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Ranko stared at her counselor, Mousse, a tall Amazonian man, with thick glasses, emerald green eyes, and porcelain white skin. He looked at Ranko, and through Ranko, simply waiting for her to talk.
Ranko fidgeted under his gaze, trying to find a way to describe the feelings inside her without appearing to be a pervert. Mousse was patient, waiting for her, letting her form her words. He knew that she wanted to talk, but he was having trouble understanding how to get her to do it.
Mousse nodded to her, and Ranko relaxed. Mousse spoke calmly, his voice a higher pitch than what would be expected of a man his size, "What do you enjoy doing? What are your hobbies?"
Ranko paused, thinking about all of the times she masturbated. In the shower, at the dojo, while she slept, in classes while the teacher taught about algebraic equations, right now while Mousse looked at her, whenever she thought of her mother, during martial arts, while playing chess, and even with her friend Saburina. Ranko looked at her counselor, and shrugged, "Hanging out with friends, chess, martial arts. Pretty basic stuff."
Mousse nodded, "And are any of these hobbies part of your problem?"
Ranko pictured her mother straddling her, pinning her arms over her head, their faces so close that she could taste her mother's lips through the air. Ranko shook her head, "No, I don't think so."
Mousse nodded, "Very well, perhaps you should return to class, and we can talk again next week?"
Ranko nodded, "Thanks again Mousse."
"No problem Ms. Tendo," Mousse got up, and walked her to the door of his office.
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Ryoga sat in the park, the hot sun beating down on him. He had to steal some clothes from one of Akane's neighbors, a pink polo shirt, and khaki cargo shorts. He had removed his bandanna after overhearing some people commenting about how it didn't match his outfit. Noticing the time, Ryoga made his way to his usual camp site, to wait for Ranko and her friend.
He was a bit late, and as he was crossing the path, he realized too late, that he had crossed in front of them.
"Hey!" Ranko called to him, "You got cleaned up?" She tugged on his elbow.
Ryoga turned, hoping she wouldn't recognize him from the bath. When she didn't freak out, Ryoga nodded, "Umm, yeah, I was lucky enough, and someone let me use their bath." He laughed nervously.
"If you don't mind me asking, how did you end up homeless?" Ranko pointed over to where she usually found him camping.
Ryoga stared at her, not understanding, "That's one of my campsites," he pulled out a small touchscreen electronic device, "This is my GPS, I can only find places I've been to. When I get there, I save that location on my GPS." Ryoga saw that they weren't laughing at him, so he continued, "I haven't found my home yet."
"Why don't you come with me to my house?" Ranko asked, "We have a guest bedroom, and it is a martial artist's duty to help those who need it."
Ryoga smiled at the girls, "Thanks, I appreciate it. Let me just get my pack."
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Akane stared at her daughter, and then back to Ryoga, she smiled at her old friend, "Ryoga, I'm amazed! I haven't seen you since... well, for a long time."
Ryoga nodded, "Yes, not since Ranma left."
Ranko boggled at what Ryoga had said, "Wait, you mean, you're THE Ryoga?"
Ryoga nodded, "Yes, I am." The group made their way to the table. Ryoga noticed the differences he had not had a chance to see the night before. Ranma's shrine in the corner, next to a shrine to both of Akane's parents. "I'm willing to help out as much as I can, while I'm here."
Akane nodded, "I know you're not the freeloading type Ryoga. We can put you up in Happosai's old room, he died five years ago."
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Previously on Unnecessary Ranma....
The world would be better off, without Ranma Saotome.
"Despite all the pain I brought you, and myself, I will live for our child Ranma."
Harsh sunlight burst into the room, like some perverted invader, casting its hot glow upon the exposed flesh of Ranko.
Ranko tensed suddenly, feeling the warm breath on the back of her neck, too late, she realized that her mother had her in a hold that she could never dream of escaping.
Her heartbeat slowed, until she could hear the soft quiet speech of her father. He stood before her in a vast field of white.
His hair was wild and long, whipping in some unseen wind, black as night, and shiny, with some other-worldly glow. His eyes were a cerulean blue, like a clear sky, and his handsome face was the same as it had been all those sixteen years ago.
Ranma sighed, "Ryoga, I don't have much time. I have to move on, I don't have a choice. I came to ask you to protect my family. I need to make sure that Ranko is protected. This hitchhiker will need someone with an energy similar to mine to be able to fully manifest in this world. He will be draining Ranko somehow."
The homeless man stared at her, his eyes angry, and said, "I have a message from your father. You weren't meant to exist. I'm here to kill you."
His tiger striped bandana and dark hair seemed to glow in the dark, and in his mouth, were a pair of horrible fangs. His eyes glowed a horrible red, and he was barely contained in his clothes, that fit him like a tight glove.
Several punches connected with the man, the excess energy oozing from Akane searing his flesh. The man grimaced through the pain of one attack, and suddenly had his hand on Akane's throat, squeezing the life out of her. She tried to break his grip, but he kept at it. She grabbed the man's throat, squeezing as hard as she could. Just before she was going to lose consciousness the man gasped, and turned to ashen dust.
Looking around, Akane saw Tofu helping Ranko into the house. Satisfied that her daughter was safe, Akane looked to where the man had been standing, "Was that you Ryoga? What happened to you?"
Ranko sat outside the school counselor's office. When she was called in, she sat in silence for a full five minutes, before looking at the counselor and whispering, with tears in her eyes, "I think I have a problem."
...
Avoiding the light as best he could, Ryoga sat on a tree branch outside Ranko's room. She was studying, unlike her father, and seemed to be doing well at it. At one point she left the room, and went downstairs for dinner. Ryoga took the opportunity to quietly create a hole in the tree to stash his clothes. Nude, except for his black and yellow bandanna, Ryoga jumped to the house, and entered through the window. Once inside, he used a small cup of water that Ranko kept on her desk, to turn himself into a small black piglet.
"I'll protect her Ranma," Ryoga bwee'd in his piggy form.
...
Darkness descended upon Nerima like a stalking evil child molester at a kindergarten. Tofu took off his glasses and wiped them clean. He sighed before repeating himself, "From the fact that he turned to dust, and that small piece of wood we found with his ashes, implies that he was a vampire."
Akane stared at Tofu, her face perplexed like a Tefererian Puzzle, "But, I mean, did he want to date Ranko? Or get engaged to her?"
Tofu sighed, "No, from what she said, he wanted to kill her."
Akane nodded, as if seeming to grasp something, "So do you think that Ranko did something to him? Or maybe she said hi to him, and confused him into thinking he loved her?"
Tofu smiled, "No Akane, I think he was sent there to kill her, or to torture her, saying that he was sent there by her father."
Akane sat up quickly, "But that can't be, Ranma's dead. Fifteen years dead!"
"I know, but until we figure out why she was attacked by a vampire, we'll just have to keep her prepared. I found a book that explains how to fight vampires. Pretty standard really, wood through the heart, like an arrow or a wooden stake. Chopping off their head or setting them on fire. They are unnaturally strong and fast," Tofu finished, handing the book to Akane, "Make sure that you and Ranko read through this."
"Thanks Tofu, I appreciate it," Akane bowed and took the book upstairs to give to Ranko.
Akane knocked on Ranko's door, and opened it, walking in, "Hey Ranko, Tofu found a book about the guy who attacked....."
Speechless Akane stared at Ranko laying naked on her bed, a small black piglet between her legs. Ranko moaned as the piglets snout rubbed against her clit in small undulating circles. Ranko stared at her mother, unable to stop the orgasms that echoed through her, "Umm.. ah... its not what it looks like."
Akane smiled, "I used to have a pet piggy too, I called him P-chan. Where did this little guy come from?"
Ranko smiled, pulling the eager piggy up to her face and turning him towards her mother, "He was in here when I came up from dinner. I think he got lost, he was hiding in the closet."
The black piglet froze, staring at Akane, fear crossing his little piggy features. Akane smiled at him, "If it wasn't for the fact that he's still a piglet, I would swear he was my P-chan."
"Maybe that's what I'll call him, P-chan," Ranko smiled, turning the piggy back towards her, and hugging him to her naked breasts.
Akane walked over to Ranko's desk and set the book down, "Ranko, Tofu wanted you to read this book, it talks about the creature that attacked you last night."
"Thanks Mom," Ranko replied, bouncing a bit on her bed, "Umm, do you think you could leave now?"
"Oh!" Akane suddenly realized what her daughter had intended to do, "Yes, of course, you're naked, committing bestiality with a pig that looks like an old pet of mine. Perfectly normal," Akane then spoke more quietly as she left the room, closing the door behind her, "especially in this town."
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Ranko smiled as she woke up to the gorgeous rays of sunshine. She kissed her new pet, P-chan on his snout, before making her way to the volume that Dr. Ono had asked her to read, "Vlad, interrupted," she laughed a bit as she read the title.
Skimming through the descriptions and characteristics of a vampire, Ranko nodded to herself, realizing that everything in the book perfectly described what had attacked her the other night. Sighing at the weirdness that kept entering her life she slipped on a long shirt she used as a pajama top and picked up her new pet.
Ranko quietly made her way to the bath, and disrobed once there. She sniffed P-chan, and her nose crinkled, "I knew it, you smell like pussy. Time to get you cleaned up sleepy head."
Ranko set P-chan a ways away from the water, while she cleaned herself up. Once she was done, she gently cleaned him, trying not to wake up the tired piglet, "You're not even budging, I guess I overworked you last night... hmm, maybe I'll give you a reward."
As Ranko rinsed off P-chan, he began to wake up. It wasn't until she got into the warm bath with him that he realized what was happening. In a second that felt like an eternity, P-chan transformed into Ryoga, and he sat on Ranko's lap in the bath, as naked as her.
Ranko, stared, not fully understanding what had happened. She stared at Ryoga's face, trying to figure out who the young man on her lap was. He smiled at her, nervously, and she saw the small pronounced canines in his mouth, looking like a pair of fangs. Her breathing became rapid, as she realized the bandanna he wore matched what the vampire the other night had been wearing.
Ryoga got up, trying to explain to her what happened. It wasn't until Ranko saw his erect penis, so close to her face that she reacted. First a punch to the low hanging testicles that were at eye level with her. She then grabbed one of his legs and stood up with it, unbalancing him, and making him fall into the bath. She took that chance to run out of the room, screaming for help.
Ranko bumped into her mother just outside of the bathroom, "Mom! A vampire, just like the other one, he attacked me in the bathroom!"
Akane stepped past Ranko and into the bathroom, ready to fight. Water from the bath was spilled all over the floor, and the window was open. Akane relaxed and turned to Ranko, "He must have escaped."
Ranko nodded.
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Ranko stared at her counselor, Mousse, a tall Amazonian man, with thick glasses, emerald green eyes, and porcelain white skin. He looked at Ranko, and through Ranko, simply waiting for her to talk.
Ranko fidgeted under his gaze, trying to find a way to describe the feelings inside her without appearing to be a pervert. Mousse was patient, waiting for her, letting her form her words. He knew that she wanted to talk, but he was having trouble understanding how to get her to do it.
Mousse nodded to her, and Ranko relaxed. Mousse spoke calmly, his voice a higher pitch than what would be expected of a man his size, "What do you enjoy doing? What are your hobbies?"
Ranko paused, thinking about all of the times she masturbated. In the shower, at the dojo, while she slept, in classes while the teacher taught about algebraic equations, right now while Mousse looked at her, whenever she thought of her mother, during martial arts, while playing chess, and even with her friend Saburina. Ranko looked at her counselor, and shrugged, "Hanging out with friends, chess, martial arts. Pretty basic stuff."
Mousse nodded, "And are any of these hobbies part of your problem?"
Ranko pictured her mother straddling her, pinning her arms over her head, their faces so close that she could taste her mother's lips through the air. Ranko shook her head, "No, I don't think so."
Mousse nodded, "Very well, perhaps you should return to class, and we can talk again next week?"
Ranko nodded, "Thanks again Mousse."
"No problem Ms. Tendo," Mousse got up, and walked her to the door of his office.
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Ryoga sat in the park, the hot sun beating down on him. He had to steal some clothes from one of Akane's neighbors, a pink polo shirt, and khaki cargo shorts. He had removed his bandanna after overhearing some people commenting about how it didn't match his outfit. Noticing the time, Ryoga made his way to his usual camp site, to wait for Ranko and her friend.
He was a bit late, and as he was crossing the path, he realized too late, that he had crossed in front of them.
"Hey!" Ranko called to him, "You got cleaned up?" She tugged on his elbow.
Ryoga turned, hoping she wouldn't recognize him from the bath. When she didn't freak out, Ryoga nodded, "Umm, yeah, I was lucky enough, and someone let me use their bath." He laughed nervously.
"If you don't mind me asking, how did you end up homeless?" Ranko pointed over to where she usually found him camping.
Ryoga stared at her, not understanding, "That's one of my campsites," he pulled out a small touchscreen electronic device, "This is my GPS, I can only find places I've been to. When I get there, I save that location on my GPS." Ryoga saw that they weren't laughing at him, so he continued, "I haven't found my home yet."
"Why don't you come with me to my house?" Ranko asked, "We have a guest bedroom, and it is a martial artist's duty to help those who need it."
Ryoga smiled at the girls, "Thanks, I appreciate it. Let me just get my pack."
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Akane stared at her daughter, and then back to Ryoga, she smiled at her old friend, "Ryoga, I'm amazed! I haven't seen you since... well, for a long time."
Ryoga nodded, "Yes, not since Ranma left."
Ranko boggled at what Ryoga had said, "Wait, you mean, you're THE Ryoga?"
Ryoga nodded, "Yes, I am." The group made their way to the table. Ryoga noticed the differences he had not had a chance to see the night before. Ranma's shrine in the corner, next to a shrine to both of Akane's parents. "I'm willing to help out as much as I can, while I'm here."
Akane nodded, "I know you're not the freeloading type Ryoga. We can put you up in Happosai's old room, he died five years ago."
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